Crime

And Had to Give It to a Guy Named Tyrone

Girl #1: I love Italian men. And black men.
Girl #2: Didn’t you date a half black, half Italian man?
Girl #1: Yeah.
Girl #2: So where’s the ring?
Girl #1: He went back to jail.

–Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Genevieve

Posted on February 9, 2023
Compliments, Crime, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Race, Relationships

People Pee in Bathrooms at the Beach?

Big mama in bathroom stall with daughter: Hurry up and pee!
Young girl: Mommy, I can’t pee with other people around!
Big mama: Honey, if and when you go to jail, you gonna hafta pee in front of other people.

–Scarborough Beach, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Riley

Posted on January 13, 2023
Comebacks, Crime, Default, Girls, Gripes, Moms, Pee, Rhode Island

In the Kingdom Of the Pantless, the One-Thonged Man Is King

Seven-year-old girl to friend: Kyle says he's going to go through all the girls' bags and steal their undies.

–Outdoor Swimming Pool, Victoria, Australia

Overheard by: Mr. E

Posted on October 6, 2022
Australia, Clothes, Crime, Friends, Kids, Weirdness