White people

Skinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend’s huge black brother is walking behind him: I don’t know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick!

–Robert Moses, New York

Overheard by: Zep

Girl on cell: What? Baby, what are you talking about? Why would you want to adopt a Negro?

–Clearwater, Florida

Overheard by: Hana