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You Said I Could If I Was Good, Mom

Waspy overexcited college guy: And then after? Can we suck helium? Please!

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: kgw

  • Posted on January 16, 2023
  • Delaware, Drugs, Frat boys, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness, White people
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