Sunbathing

Girl #1, in shade: Wanna go down to the water?
Girl #2: Sure!
Girl #2, in water: Wanna go back to the tree?
Girl #1: Yeah. I do.

–Sydney, Australia

Black man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don't you want to get tan?

–Aruba

Overheard by: Cassidy