Girl to boy: Look at the sea otters! So romantic! …touch my breasts.
–Tacoma, Washington
Girl to boy: Look at the sea otters! So romantic! …touch my breasts.
–Tacoma, Washington
Rich lady with yappy dog: Well, ‘Caucasian’ has ‘Asian’ in it. Then again, there’s a ‘turd’ in every ‘Saturday.’
–Golden Gardens Park, Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Disturbed
Bitchy friend: … So then we took a vote, and you’re the biggest slut out of all of us.
Girl: But I’m the only virgin.
Bitchy friend: We know.
–Kingston Beach, Washington
