Skinny people

'Cause, If So, It's Totally Your Turn

A black man cuts in line ahead of two anorexic JAPs.

Anorexic JAP #1: Why are we here again?
Anorexic JAP #2: Ugh, I know! This would never happen back in Boca!
Black man: Eat something, you Jewish popsicles!
Anorexic JAP #1: Did he just ask us to give him a blowjob?

–Deerfield Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Laughing

Posted on December 26, 2022
Black people, Default, Florida, Geography, Gripes, Guys, Insults, JAPS, Religion, Skinny people, Stupidity

Tie Goes to the Hungriest

Thin little girl: Let me see it! Let me see it!
Fat little girl: No! MY dead fish!

–Lake Erie, Monroe, Michigan

Overheard by: sandra g

Posted on November 14, 2022
Animals, Default, Fat people, Food, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Skinny people