Gadgets

I Wish I Had the Memory Span Of a Goldfish

Teenage boy #1, neck deep in water: Aw, dude! My phone was in my pocket!
Teenage boy #2: (silence)
Teenage boy #1: Dude! I just found a hundred dollar bill!
Teenage boy #2: (silence)
Teenage boy #1: Man, I love that Xbox 360.
Teenage boy #2: Yeah man, yeah!

–Bethany Beach, Delaware

Posted on September 27, 2023
Delaware, Gadgets, Money, Swimming, Teens

'Dear Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey…'

Guy #1: The only problem I have with [my Blackberry] is when I have to type in French.
Guy #2: Oh. My problem with typing in French is that I hate everyone that I’m addressing.

–Jones Beach, New York

Posted on April 13, 2023
Comebacks, Feelings, Gadgets, Gripes, Guys, Language Barrier, New York