Gadgets

And This Next Slide Is Me on Mars…

Chinese guy #1, taking picture: It’s too bad the American flag is fluttering in the background.
Chinese guy #2, posing for the shot: Don’t worry, I’ll photoshop it to a Chinese flag on my computer.

Translated from the Chinese.

–Laguna Beach, California

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on October 22, 2022
Asian people, California, Gadgets, Geography, Gripes, Guys

Here, Talk to My Dad While I Go Throw Up

Drunk college girl to drunk college boy: We have the same cell phone…we have so much in common!

–Panama City, Florida

Posted on October 7, 2022
Drunks, Florida, Frat boys, Gadgets, Sorority girls, Stupidity