God Often Forgets to Rest on the Seventh Day

Father: Okay okay okay, let’s go now.
Tween daughter #1: Why? We have company! Can’t we stay?
Father: I have no coverage here. I have calls to make. I have to work. No work, no play, no food, no house, no fun, no beach, no vacation.
Tween daughter #2: No beach?
Father: How do you think this beach got here? My hard work.

–Nauset Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: amazed observer

Posted on November 11, 2022
Dads, Family, Gadgets, Girls, Jobs & careers, Massachusetts, Stupidity, Tweens

And This Next Slide Is Me on Mars…

Chinese guy #1, taking picture: It’s too bad the American flag is fluttering in the background.
Chinese guy #2, posing for the shot: Don’t worry, I’ll photoshop it to a Chinese flag on my computer.

Translated from the Chinese.

–Laguna Beach, California

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on October 22, 2022
Asian people, California, Gadgets, Geography, Gripes, Guys

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God Often Forgets to Rest on the Seventh Day

And This Next Slide Is Me on Mars…