New Zealand

Little girl: If a pig spits in your eye, you'll get the flu.

–Takapuna Beach, Auckland, New Zealand

20-something girl on cell: The baby-changing room?! That's horrid!

–Interislander Ferry, New Zealand

Overheard by: Sally

Young male Australian tourist on cell: We've already been to a service station and a McDonald's, which is different.

–Rotorua, New Zealand

Overheard by: exactly how different to McDonald's in Australia?