Movies

Tomorrow Night It's The Devil in Miss Jones or Nothing

Five-year-old girl to dad humming Lion King theme: Would you please stop singing that song?!
Dad: I can’t get it out of my head.
Five-year-old girl: That’s the last time you make me watch that movie with you.

–Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: jeff little

Posted on October 16, 2021
Dads, Florida, Glad the condom broke, Movies

Over There's Where Jesus Rested with the Cross

Gangsta kid to girl, on date: You see this spot right here? This is where Forrest Gump…stopped runnin'!
Girl, in disbelief: No way!

–Ocean City Boardwalk, Maryland

Overheard by: Tyler

Posted on July 27, 2020
Girls, Guys, Maryland, Movies, Questions

Or I Will Have It, After Three Easy Payments of $49.99

(in line at a grocery checkout)
Guy: I'm really excited about watching more movies, old ones and new ones. (pause) Now that I've got my soul back.

–Huntington Beach, California

Posted on February 21, 2020
California, Guys, Movies, Religion, Sensory Experiences