Stoned guy #1: Look at the moon, its all halfy and shit.
Stoned guy #2: You said it in a tone like you're in a Frankenstein movie.
–Near the Cannal, Serbia
Overheard by: Uros Jovanovic
American #1: This local song, ‘Cachaca,’ is weird. Isn’t that the same word that they use for that booze? That’s like having a song just called, like, ‘Tequila’ or something.
American #2: … There is a song called ‘Tequila.’ It was in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.
–Salvador, Brazil
Overheard by: E. Vill. Genius
Young Boy: Mommy Mommy, they have Nemo in that fish tank!
Mom: Honey, Nemo’s dead.
–Antigua, the Caribbean
Overheard by: Ollie
