Insults

Of All the Fluids You've Rubbed Over My Back, This One Grosses You Out?

Queer #1 reaching for sunscreen: Okay, I need someone to do my back!
Queer #2: Ewww.
Queer #1: Oh, shut up you skanky-ass, motherfucking whore!

–Cherry Grove Beach, Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: Marizzle

Old man to wife, in Russian: What sign are you?
Woman: I'm a fish.
Old man: Shark, son of a bitch.

–Hallandale Beach Boulevard, Florida

Overheard by: superemanuella

Girl on beach to group of friends: My college roommate worked at Hooters, she's nice but she's a slut-and-a-half!

–Brighton Beach, New York