Masturbating

Well, It Seems Like the Appropriate Thing to Do.

Girl #1: Can you stop touching your junk in front of me?
Boy: I'm not touching my junk!
Girl #2: Stop touching your junk!
Boy: I'm not touching my junk!
Girl #1: Stop touching your junk!
Boy: I'm not touching my junk!
Girl #3: Can we touch each other's junk?
Boy, girl #1 and #2: What?

–Deerfield Beach
Florida

Posted on October 5, 2024
Body parts, Florida, Girls, Guys, Masturbating, Offers and requests

We End Up With an Alfredo Sauce

40-something woman: Yeah, I cook a lot of chicken. I like it baked or fried, but my husband likes when I jerk it.

–Pompano Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Nastyasha

Posted on January 1, 2024
Compare and contrast, Florida, Food, Marriage, Masturbating, Weirdness, Women