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How the Hell Would I Know That?

Five-year old boy whining to dad: Let’s go boogie-board.
Dad: No! You know my nipples get raw if I go without a shirt on…

–Newport Beach, California

Overheard by: Lilian

  • Posted on May 2, 2022
  • Body parts, California, Dads, Gripes, Kids, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Sensory Experiences, Sports, Threats, Weirdness
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