Plus, That Species Of Dragon Has a Much Shorter Wingspan

College girl to college guys carving dragon in the sand: Ugh! What is wrong with you?! Dragons do not have such muscular arms!
College guy: Ours does!
College girl: I am torn: do I continue arguing about tiny dragon arms as if dragons are real or move on to mocking you for giving your dragon the biceps you wish you had?

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on December 30, 2022
Animals, Body parts, Fat people, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sorority girls, Virginia, Weirdness, Wishes

Time to Go Back in the Water, Sweetie

Little girl: Guess what Daddy told me, Mommy!
Mother: What’s that?
Little girl: When you sweat, it’s like your skin is peeing all over you!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Mandy

Posted on December 27, 2022
Body parts, Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Pee, Sensory Experiences, Stupidity, Virginia