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A Sales Pitch That's Almost As Shitty As Corona.

Beach vendor #1: Ice cold corona! Aaargh!
Beach vendor #2: Ice cold water, beer! Aaargh!
Beach vendor #1: Yo, we need wigs.
Beach vendor #2: Next time I'm wearing a pirate costume, don't get it twisted.
Beach vendor #1: Ice cold corona, aargh!

–Brighton Beach, New York

Posted on January 1, 2023
Business, Drinking, Drunks, Jobs & careers, New York, Shopping, Vendors, Wishes

How Much Less?

Junk jewelry salesman: Come on in here and see our stuff, señorita! We rip you off less!

Overheard by: tee

–Open air market, Tijuana

Posted on November 18, 2022
Advice, Mexico, Money, Shopping, Vendors