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Tattoos Are So Hard to Arrange

Gay man to another: You are to florist shops as others are to tattoo parlors.

–St. Michaels, Maryland

Overheard by: I am to shoe stores

  • Posted on April 1, 2023
  • Awww, Gay, Compare and contrast, Maryland, Shopping
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