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You, Not So Much

Teen girl #1: The sand is so hot!
Teen girl #2: That’s why God put the sand near the water.
Teen girl #1: God was a genius!

–Fair Haven Beach, New York

Overheard by: Jane

  • Posted on August 1, 2023
  • Compliments, Default, Girls, Gripes, Idiots, Nature, New York, Religion, Teens
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