UK

Einstein: Now This Is Relativity!

American beach-goer #1: I wonder if the people here have trouble understanding us sometimes.
American beach-goer #2: Why would they?
American beach-goer #1: Because of our accents.
American beach-goer #2: But we don’t have accents.

–Edinburgh, Scotland

Posted on January 25, 2023
Friends, Idiots, Language Barrier, Stupidity, UK

Why Don't You Just Check the Polygraph?

Stoned girl: It’s really windy today. I wonder what it is on the Richter scale?

–Brighton Beach, United Kingdom

Overheard by: Chicken King

Posted on October 18, 2022
Druggies, Questions, Stupidity, UK, Weather