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She Got Some Dead Girl's Old Breast Implants

Waiter to customer: Sir, you just missed her. She looks hotter. She just got a transplant.

–South Padre Island, Texas

  • Posted on October 16, 2022
  • Compliments, Customers, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance, Strangers, Texas
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