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If You Tell Me to Diversify My Portfolio One More Time…

Mother to five-year-old: I don't want to hear your shit!

–Seaside Heights, New Jersey

Overheard by: Luminesce

  • Posted on October 16, 2022
  • Feelings, Insults, Moms, New Jersey, Violence
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