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Lazy Fat-Asses

Teen girl: Do sea lions swim?
Mom: No, they ride boats.

–Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: just wanted to take a look at SEA LIONS

  • Posted on March 21, 2023
  • Animals, California, Comebacks, Default, Girls, Moms, Questions, Stupidity, Teens
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