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I'll Take That Silence to Mean It's Been Your Lifelong Dream

Old short man: When was the last time you were with an old and short man?
19-year-old girl: (silence)

–Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Overheard by: Stephanie Wall

  • Posted on July 28, 2023
  • Age and ageing, Girls, Guys, Maine, Old folks, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sex, Time
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