Clerks

Actually, We're a Jewelry Store, but You Just Made My Day

Customer: Hey, my car is making a funny noise.
Clerk: What did it sound like?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk.
Clerk: How did it go, again?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk.
Clerk: I didn’t quite get that — one more time?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk! Vrummm-clunk! Vrummm-clunk!
Clerk: Hahahaha!
Customer: What?

–AutoZone, Crestview, Florida

Posted on August 25, 2023
Clerks, Customers, Florida, Stupidity

You Must Be at Least This Smart to Go Near the Water

Tourist mom: Can you rent a boat at the lake down there?
Employee: Um, no. And that's the Pacific ocean.

–Coffee Shop, Carmel Beach, California

Posted on February 26, 2023
California, Clerks, Geography, Moms, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists