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And Inserted It Into My Vagina

Blonde: So my mom fucked me last night.
Friend: She what?
Blonde: You know, held up her middle finger…
Friend: Um…

–Malibu, California

  • Posted on March 17, 2025
  • Body parts, California, Default, Family, Friends, Girl-on-girl, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words
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