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Because Then Who Would Guard Our Ice Cream While We Stole New Towels?

Girl: I hope nobody stole our towels while we were stealing ice cream.

–Melbourne Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Ali and Livi

  • Posted on January 17, 2025
  • Crime, Default, Florida, Food, Girls, Wishes
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