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A Bad Case of Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy

Daughter: Thanks for giving me an aneurysm, Mom.
Mother, under her breath: I wish I’d given you an aneurysm.
Daughter: What?
Mother: Nothing, dear.

–Sea Isle City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Cols

  • Posted on March 12, 2022
  • Comebacks, Default, Family, Girls, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Moms, New Jersey, Wishes
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