Baggy‐Pants boy #1: I don’t take off my shoes at the beach.
Baggy‐Pants boy #2: How are you going to walk in the water?
Baggy‐Pants boy #1: I’ll just keep them on. Is there a law that says you have to be barefoot in the ocean?
Baggy‐Pants boy #2: No. But there’s a law that says if you do that, you’re gonna look like a jackass.
–Fort Lauderdale Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Lesley