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Yes, Just Keep It Away from My Nipples

Dude #1: That girl is hot!
Dude #2: I’d like to duct tape her to a chair!
Dude #2’s girlfriend: You’re into that?

–Dewey Beach, Delaware

  • Posted on December 29, 2021
  • Compliments, Default, Delaware, Guys, Kink, Physical Appearance, Wishes
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