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I Hoped Your Father Would Tell You About This

Child: Mommy, do the fish come from the ocean or the country club?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

  • Posted on December 29, 2021
  • Animals, Default, Geography, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions
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