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We're a Low-Humidity Race, My Friend

Kid #1: Hey -how you gonna go in the water, come back and be dry already?
Kid #2: Cause I’m black.
Kid #1: [Pause.] Hey, shut up.

–Brighton Beach, New York

Overheard by: Emily

  • Posted on March 11, 2025
  • Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, New York, Questions, Race, Sensory Experiences
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