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Idiot! They Hang Out with You to Improve Their Odds

Ugly girl to hot friends: No, I want to have sex… I’m just not liking my odds right now.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: K

  • Posted on March 12, 2025
  • Girls, Maryland, Sex
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