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The Pause was to Think about It

Teen boy: Yo, you’re hot. How old are you?
Girl: Eleven. But I’m turning twelve in three days.
Teen boy: … Bye.

–Emerald Isle, North Carolina

  • Posted on June 14, 2022
  • Age and ageing, Default, Girls, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Teens, Tweens
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