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So, This Is Hell?

Formerly smiling lifeguard: Great, I’ve got bird shit on me, and we have to listen to John Mayer!

–Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina

  • Posted on April 2, 2025
  • Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Lifeguards, Music, North Carolina, Poop, Sensory Experiences
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