The Premature Ejaculators' Society Takes a Holiday

Loud Brit on cell: Oh, yes! We’re finally here! It’s so warm here! All quiet — it’s just beautiful! Will you be along soon? Oh… Ah… Uh-huh… So you’re going to have sex? Right, then — see you in a minute! Bye!

–Barcelona, Spain

Overheard by: Avkram