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JAP Repellant 2K6

Girl: If I use cooking oil, do you think I’ll tan twice as fast?
Boy: No, but you’ll probably smell like bacon.

–Corolla, Outer Banks, North Carolina

Overheard by: Mandy

  • Posted on December 18, 2021
  • Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Idiots, North Carolina, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Stupidity
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