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Bad Things Happened When He Tried to Polish It

Worried surfer: I’ve been out here four hours and my knob still hasn’t changed color!

–Coogee Beach, Sydney, Australia

  • Posted on September 15, 2023
  • Australia, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Penis, Physical Appearance, Sensory Experiences, Surfers, Wishes
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