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…With Another Personality.

Teen girl #1: Yeah, he would be cute if he had better teeth.
Teen girl #2: Or a smaller nose.
Teen girl #3: He'd be cute if he was completely different.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

  • Posted on July 30, 2025
  • Body parts, Compare and contrast, Girls, Physical Appearance, Size, South Carolina, Teens
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