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When You Know I'm Their Massage Therapist

Drunk girl: I can't believe you called me a bitch and told me not to touch your brothers.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: Mr. Awsome

  • Posted on June 21, 2023
  • Drinking, Drunks, Family, Girls, Insults, Maryland
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