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The Age of Consent For Assault and Battery

Little boy: That’s a man’s weak spot!
Father: I don’t care how old he is. If I were you, even if he were 18, I’d punch him!

–Belmar, New Jersey

Overheard by: em-elia

  • Posted on August 13, 2023
  • Advice, Age and ageing, Body parts, Dads, Kids, New Jersey, Violence
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