Trendy overdressed girl: Oh my god, did you see all those teenagers lurking outside? They think they’re so fucking cool! God!
Trendy overdressed guy: I know.
Trendy overdressed girl: It’s like, ever since we turned 20, I can’t believe we ever hung out with people like that.
–Long Beach, California
Overheard by: 22‐year‐old who’s glad she never hung out with either of them