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No, Just My Mom

Dude: Hey, where do you girls go for fun? [They ignore him.] You’re just gonna ignore me? Not a ‘Fuck you’? Nothing? Bitch!
Chick: You kiss your dick with that mouth?

–Montego Bay, Jamaica

  • Posted on July 12, 2020
  • Assholes, Central America, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Questions
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