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Maybe Not. He Might Learn About Untraceable Poisons.

Girl: Well, you get like half his money when you divorce!…And he’s in med school now. Alls I’m sayin’ is you should wait a few years.

–Folly Beach, South Carolina

  • Posted on January 19, 2023
  • Advice, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Money, North Carolina, Time
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