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Let's Discuss It While I Bleed Out

Chick: Fuck, I stepped on a piece of glass!
Dude: Was it beach glass?
Chick: I don’t know… We’re at the beach… Probably.

–Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: monkey

  • Posted on August 1, 2022
  • California, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Stupidity
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