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It's Already Mastered "Sit."

Girl, carrying piece of kelp to dad: This can be my pet until we get a doggie!

–Hermosa Beach, California

  • Posted on June 10, 2026
  • Animals, California, Girls, Nature, Weirdness, Wishes
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