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Detached Redundancies Are For People Under the Age of 20

Tween #1: Ohmigod. It’s soooo sandy.
Tween #2: Um, it’s a beach.
Random old man: Damn teeny boppers.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: I hate shoobies.

  • Posted on July 27, 2021
  • Age and ageing, Comebacks, Gripes, Old folks, Strangers, Tweens, Virginia
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