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As Soon as the Navy Finishes Fitting Them With Cannons

Tourist to lifeguard: Excuse me. Excuse me! When do they release the dolphins?

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: Backnarootie

  • Posted on May 19, 2025
  • Animals, Delaware, Idiots, Lifeguards, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists
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