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Why Girls Wear Pants Without Pockets: Explained

Drunk teen guy: If I had a vag, I'd totally stick drugs and shit up there!

–Lavalette, New Jersey

Overheard by: I have one, but I don't

  • Posted on May 22, 2023
  • Drugs, Drunks, New Jersey, Teens, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes
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