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What Happened to Gray, Windowless Vans?

Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls.

–Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon

Overheard by: Drewlicious

  • Posted on March 11, 2023
  • Assholes, Fat people, Gripes, Ladies, Oregon, Physical Appearance
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