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They Pump in The "Surf" White Noise To Mute Conversations

Girl on cell: Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm in the library. (pause) Yes. (pause) No, I can't talk, I'm studying.

–Blemar Beach, New Jersey

  • Posted on April 25, 2025
  • Family, Girls, Lies, Moms, New Jersey, On the phone, Weirdness
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