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They Never Call

Little girl to friend, after being put back into standing position by a wave: Haha! That wave just knocked me up!

–Craigville Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

  • Posted on December 5, 2021
  • Friends, Kids, Massachusetts, Sex, Swimming, Weirdness, Words
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