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Then I Told Her It Meant She Wouldn't Have to Pay for College

Boy: I told my mom I wanted to be a pirate, and she got really pissed at me and told me they rape and kill and pillage!

–Ocean City Beach, Maryland

  • Posted on November 26, 2024
  • Crime, Jobs & careers, Kids, Maryland, Violence, Wishes
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